Henry

Henry is a girlfriend abusing twat who you should not try to befriend or interact with as he does not deserve any kind of affection whatsoever.

Appearance
Henry is a muscular and tall man with red skin. He wears a black shirt and pants, where a quote of his is inscribed. He bears spiked crimson and black combed-back hair, a brown beard and black sunglasses. His eyes are never seen.

History
In 2016, Henry went on a quest to stop his rival, Ygal, from doing evil deeds. For this he gathered Luggy, Mark and SSNG and was victorious against Ygal, who had fused with Vegeta.

After this point he disguised himself as SaintDas and abused 3 different women, driving one of them to attempt suicide and has currently got his grip on a fourth who's being very stubborn and refused any help.

Henry was only rarely seen after this point, although he has presumably been cloned for unknown purposes. On the 13th of May 2019, Henry came to the rescue of Mark and Jamie, who were struggling to defeat Emu-man. Henry, knowing he was not powerful enough to defeat this foe, destroyed Emu-man by blowing himself up and presumably died, and his corpse is said to have magically buried itself on the mountaintop he fought his enemy on.

Trivia

 * He showers less than once a month.
 * His beard is actually feces smeared around his mouth.
 * He doesn't wash his hands after using the loo.